Introduction

I know all of you have been waiting to see how I would use my renowned communication skills to reach out to my fellow-Americans (no birther issues with me). The realDonaldTrump twitter account was a great weapon in pointing out the deficiences of my opponents throughout both the nomination and Presidential campaigns and there will, no doubt, be official business corresponded via the White House site which, at the time of writing, features a guy who clearly struggled with getting girls’ bras off when younger

In addition, as part of the healing of the country which is so sorely required, my personal site gives you the opportunity to donate or shop for many invaluable items (it also sets out my positions on various issues). Let’s all get an official Trump-Pence Presidential Tee ($35 - a reasonable price considering it is Proudly Made in USA™) to wear on inauguration day. And, considering this takes place in January, a matching ‘Make America Great Again™’ Hoodie would also be a wise investment

What I’m most excited about, however, is what you are reading now. A book updated every day, or so, covering my innermost thoughts on what I’d like to do with stuff like tshirtWoman the economy. None of this retiring back to my homeland and making up shit whilst sunning myself on a Kenyan beach. I’ll be doing it here and now whilst meeting members of my cabinet, foreign dignataries or Theresa May

I know I slammed them during the election but RStudio have really come through with their easy-to-use book creator and, if there was any money to be made out of it, I’d be the first to invest in them and their staff of true-blue Americans

Make America Great Again™